all those fairytales are full of shit

Alaric Saltzman. It’s a mouthful, I know it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Saltzman is of German origins; my family immigrated here in 1755 to Texas. I, however, was born and raised in Boston. The name Alaric belongs to a very dead great grandfather I’ll never be able to thank enough. You can call me Ric. I’m your new History teacher.