all those fairytales are full of shit

Literati Alphabet. Greetings.

“Um, okay, so, goodbye. That word sounds really lame and stupid right now, but there it is. Goodbye.”

Literati Alphabet. Food.

LORELAI: Pizza, book buying - did you have company?
RORY: Oh, yeah.
LORELAI: Who?
RORY: Um, Jess. 

Literati Alphabet. Ernest Hemingway.

“Why are you only nice to me?”

Literati Alphabet. Dodger.

“He wasn’t just the town’s bad boy. He was her Dodger.”

Literati Alphabet. Calls.

“I’m glad you called.”

Literati Alphabet. Books.

“You know why I love your book? It doesn’t remind me of anything. It’s not a rip-off, it’s just you.”

Literati Alphabet. Autobus.

“I thought you took an earlier bus.”